someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
*moves vibrating playstation controller near my crotch area*
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
I heartily endorse this comic.
You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
OMG, that’s so fucking cool! Someone from the science side of Tumblr needs to come along and tell me what’s going on here!
the bubble is freezing you fucking idiot
thank u science side of tumblr
the science side of tumblr is feisty.
The comments o m g
this is amazing and oh my god comments >
bobby fucking hill
this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this